Ecoli

Many people think that the flu is an extremely bad sickness. Boy are they ever wrong. Ecoli is about as bad as it gets when it comes to the flu like sicknesses. And I had first hand experience. It all starts when you have to use the bathroom every five to ten minuets. Then add the puking of about two to three times a day and you have yourself a good case of Ecoli. With me I had it for six horrible days. Three were spent at home and the others in the hospital. I hardly ate anything the whole time. When I finally got better I was practically starving. But how do you get Ecoli you might ask yourself. There are a number of ways but the biggest is eating or in my case drinking something with lots of bad bacteria. I got it by drinking water that had leeches (yes the leeches that you use for fishing or sucking blood) swimming around in it and with all there poop and pee with them. But why did I do it? I did it, because I got five bucks off a bet. But do not worry no leeches were harmed in the process. I just held them away with my hand and gulped down the water. And in five days time I was diagnosed with Ecoli. So my advice is STAY AWAY FROM LEECHES.